Hi! I'm Vort, and this is my game! There's a few things you should know about me. First of all, I live to move. Move, move move. I'm always moving. Second, I like to collect coins. I've been told that “collect” isn't the best word. My friends call it “hoarding”. My therapist calls it “an unhealthy obsession”. But I can't help it! I'm a videogame character, and we're predisposed to these sorts of things! Oh, rings too. I love collecting rings! But it's not all smooth sailing; sometimes I have really bad luck. It seems like everywhere I go there's either a spiky pit or those stupid ghost balls. I hate those things!